Hello! It’s your favorite person (I like to pretend that I am, indulge me). You’re here to celebrate my birthday. I’m getting old so I don’t have many left, you know (insert laughing here).
If you feel generous on my birthday, there are links below for a gift. If you don’t feel generous, I still like you anyway.
Thank you for being so amazing and for following me on social media. I appreciate you. Happy Birthday to me!
Venmo: whatsuptucson
Apple Pay: 5209771542
Zelle: 5209771542